Hilarious Photos Of Newfoundland Dogs Are Proving How Ridiculously Huge They Are

Once used as working dogs by the fisherman of Newfoundland, "Newfies" have become as beloved for their calm disposition and fierce loyalty as they are for their tremendous size and strength. But unless you've actually seen one for yourself, it's hard to wrap your head around how truly enormous these dogs are. So, before you even think about welcoming one of these miniature bears into your home, these hilarious photos of Newfoundlands are sure to make you reconsider the meaning of the word "big."

1. Big dog or a big blanket?

Owning a Newfoundland means you'll have to find a lot more space in the living room. One couch can't handle both you and your pup, especially a pup that thinks it's a lap dog. At least you won't need an extra blanket in the winter!

2. Like being kissed by a bear

Once you pick up a Newfoundland puppy, you better be prepared for the full extent of its love. You may have gotten dog kisses before, but when it comes to being smooched by one of these pups, you might think you were being licked by a small bear!

3. They're basically bigger than humans

Did you know Newfoundlands are excellent magicians? Their favorite trick is the disappearing act because these pups can make their owners vanish from plain sight in an instant. Just be sure to keep an eye out for arms and legs trying to free themselves from underneath them!

4. A nose for good vibes

Given how tall Newfoundlands are when they're sitting down, it should come as no surprise that small critters could start using their noses as rest stops. They wouldn't find any takeout spots or bathrooms, but it sure would be cozy!

5. Who walks who?

Here's a sight you have to see to believe. This Newfoundland dog will seemingly gladly walk a pony — perhaps so they can both get some exercise in for the day. They practically look like siblings too! Clearly, this pup would do great work as a shepherd dog. Who's hiring?

6. Giddy-up!

Why ride a horse into the mountains when you can just hop on the back of a Newfoundland? Okay, not really, but one look at this big boy and you'd swear he could pull a wagon without breaking a sweat. He'd certainly be able to take these two lads for a ride.

7. Hound helper

When an adult Newfoundland sits down beside the kitchen counter, you better make sure to keep an eye on whatever you're making. Sure, they may not be too helpful when it comes to meal prep, but you can bet they'll be more than eager to clean up the scraps!

8. Big dog, big appetite

You didn't think Newfoundlands get so big overnight, did you? These pooches really know how to chow down and normally need to be fed three times a day as pups. Though this over-eager Newfie was so excited to eat that he clearly almost gulped the entire cup down!

9. Lift with your legs

Don't forget to bend your knees when you attempt to pick up your large and fluffy Newfoundland. You won't be able to hold the dog up for too long, so enjoy it while you can when it's still a puppy. They grow up so fast!

10. New friends

If you thought you were bewildered by the sight of a massive Newfoundland, can you imagine how a smaller dog might react? Even the most outgoing little pup would probably be somewhat intimated by the sheer size. Though it probably wouldn't be long before this tiny dog would be the one doing the chasing!

11. Big bangs

With all that hair, of course, Newfoundlands are going to shed a lot. But why not have fun while keeping them looking clean? With these stylish bangs, this pup might just be the biggest rock star in the world — literally.

12. Fraidy dog

This little kitty isn't even half the size of her Newfoundland sibling's head, but she clearly isn't the least bit intimidated by the colossal canine. In fact, we wouldn't be surprised if he was the most terrified animal in this picture!

13. Tough guy

One might wonder why Stephen King used a Saint Bernard as his dog gone bad from rabies in Cujo instead of an enormous Newfoundland. This playful pup is clearly doing his best impression of the vicious dog, but with tiny teeth like that, he's not scaring anybody.

14. Gonna need a bigger brush

No matter how old a Newfie is, they're usually the biggest dogs to come through the groomer's office. This lovable lug might take a long time to wrestle with a brush, but all that work will end with one gigantic good-looking boy!

15. Get the leaf blower

No matter the size, bathing a dog can be a bit of a struggle. Now, imagine trying to wash and dry one of these mammoth mutts — you'll be at it all day! It might be time to ditch the blow dryer and bring out the leaf blower!

16. Dog stampede

Caring for one Newfoundland is a lot of work — could you imagine owning multiple? Sure, you'd never be without a huge, furry friend to cuddle, but at the sound of their bowls being filled at dinnertime, you could have a stampede on your hands!

17. One bite is enough

Newfoundlands love their toys, but with such strong jaws to account for, you better make sure those stuffed animals can handle the wear and tear. This big fella looks like he's about to gobble that poor plush elephant down in one bite — and you know he'll definitely have room for seconds.

18. Scarier than Blackbeard

Who is the biggest, most dastardly pirate to set foot in a costume contest? That prize went to this Newfoundland, who was dressed up in a full swashbuckler's outfit. The parrot on the hat was an inspired touch. From the looks of it, this pup was thrilled to have won the big prize.

19. Too big for the bed

Most Newfoundland owners are hesitant to let their pups crawl into bed with them, though it's not because they're afraid of a little fur on the sheets. As you can see by the size of this absolute unit, a dog like this would practically take up the whole bed!

20. Mutt can

Doggos of all breeds can try to help out and fail miserably, of course. At least this pup got in a few good chews on the watering can before getting ahead of himself. Why can't owners understand that dogs and gardens don't mix? Some dogs are even guilty of digging up your biggest secrets...

21. Born rebel

No dogs, you say? Ha! Rocky here’ll show you what he thinks of your stupid sign and silly rules. He took one look at that flimsy piece of metal and knew it was time to rage against “The Man.” Well, either that or he just wanted something to chew on…

22. Don’t go

This pooch certainly doesn't have commitment issues! Rather, this poor pup has a case of separation anxiety: the moment he spots you, he’s clinging on for dear life. You could try to pull away, of course, but it’s probably best to just save yourself the trouble and never leave his side again.

23. Eye on the pie

Don't bother decorating your pies with this guy around. That happy, whipped-cream-covered face has zero shame about his delicious deed. The owners should have some shame, however, since they decided to still eat the pie! At least this incident didn't cost them any money as it did for some other dog parents.

24. Pavement pooch

When renovating your home, you might want to find a better place for your pup to play than on the construction site. What did they think would happen? If you ask us, the footprints should stay as a reminder of this doggone day. After all, dogs have a way of making those "special days" a bit more memorable...

25. Hat hound

Don't you look fetching! Something tells us this isn't the first time this owner's head was used as a chair. Just look at how comfortable everyone seems in this picture. If you can't beat 'em, seat 'em. Before we move on, make sure to leave the door open... or else.

26. Dishwasher doggo

Thinking of getting a new dishwasher? Think again! This convenient dog installment will lick all your dishes until they're squeaky clean. Hey, at least this little guy is cleaning up messes, unlike another dog we know.

27. Such a seal-y dog

Why is there a seal on this list about dogs? Oh, wait — that's no seal. It's actually a hopelessly confused puppy! He tried to get into this sweater all by himself and ended up looking like a worm instead. Don't worry, little guy — we've all gotten lost in a sweater before!

28. Root beer costume

How did this poor guy even get here? We love root beer as much as the next person, but not enough that we're willing to dress like one! We can only assume that he was more enticed by the box than the beverages it once held. Either that, or he's cosplaying as a root beer-loving knight.

29. Swinging pooches

Sometimes, you just wanna do what humans are doing. This pup saw his owners playing on swings and tried to join in. If human children are doing it, how hard could it be? You just gotta get on, swing, and then... wait, how do you get down again?! Oh well — better to be stuck outside than inside.

30. Canine security system

While stopping for gas, this owner got locked out by their newly-installed dog locking system. Happens to the best of us. At least he didn't drive himself to the park. Just like this car thief, the next doggo has been caught red-handed. Well... pink-handed, that is.

31. Puppy in pink

When this owner found her dog riffling through her makeup, she was stunned. Did he really think he could pull off hot pink? Please. He's definitely more of a chasing-the-fire-engine red. This next pup, however, seems to think "brown" is his best shade...

32. Taking a dip

When temperatures soar, and you can't for the life of you stop sweating, you'll do anything to cool off... perhaps even take a dip in an, um, unconventional place. If this doesn't really apply to you, then it probably applies to your pooch! This husky looks quite content in his makeshift pool. We just hope it was cleaned recently...

33. Dirty dog

When it comes to dogweed, you need to act fast before it spreads. Clearly, this gardener waited too long and now they're looking at an infestation of cuteness. For some reason, pups just can't seem to understand how gardens work, even when it comes to the simplest equipment.

34. Ground dog's day

While attempting to protect his yard by trapping pesky groundhogs, this fellow ended up trapping his neighbor's dog instead. At least it was a live trap, or else there'd be a not-so-pleasant chat with the neighbors later. Don't worry — the dog made it out of the groundhog trap just fine. Plus, now we know there are six more weeks of winter! This next dog gonna have to work hard to top that.

35. Door dog ditch

Welp, now we know who let the dogs out. This fella is very proud of his work. Sure, the house seems like it's ruined, but if your door was that easy to break into, maybe this was a blessing in disguise. Speaking of disguises, can you tell where the dog is in the next photo?

36. Rule breaker

Whether they’re on your freshly cleaned couch or brand-new bedspread, pets always seem to sit in the worst spots! This adorable rule-breaker was already in hot water for digging a hole in the backyard. Things only got worse when she sat on the newly fixed section of lawn that her owner had cordoned off.

37. Feeling pawfully sorry

This doggo is feeling very ashamed of her little accident, but she's got no reason to worry! She made it outside, just not quite all the way. Next time, she should take after this next dog and have the grass come to her.

38. Lazy graze

These owners tried to get their pup to move out of the way of the mower, but he still ended up as part of the landscaping. Honestly, he makes a grass bath look pretty enjoyable. While this dark-haired mutt can shake things off, this next pup doesn't have that luxury.

39. Going green

Apparently, the smell of freshly cut grass is irresistible to dogs. This golden retriever decided to turn himself into an Easter egg. Unfortunately, he looks more like the bottom of the Easter basket. Will someone get him a paper towel?!

40. Paper pooch

This dog won't be helping us with all these messes. First, they break things, then they get themselves dirty, and then they make sure you can't even clean them up! And yet, we still can't stay mad at them. Way to go, doggos. You win.

41. Super Bowl doggo

No scolding is necessary on this one; those puppy eyes have learned their lesson well. After a few good tugs, this pup will be out of that bowl and eating treats in no time. But we have to admit, there's something about seeing dogs stuck in silly places that we just can't get enough of.

42. Somewhere over the rainbow...

Went to bed a yellow Labrador; woke up a rainbow retriever. You might look at this and think "Bad decision," but who knows what the dog was thinking? It could be that this was exactly the look that this happy little guy was going for.

43. Feeling fenced in

Sometimes, life fences you in, and other times, well... you do the fencing. The best thing about this puppy's bad decision is that she doesn't seem to mind it terribly much. After all, at least now she can people-watch!

44. Now what?

Where'd the dog go? The only thing we see here is an evil supervillain. Toys are no match for the nefarious Dogneto, who can tear anything apart in a matter of seconds. Don't let him scare you, or else you'll end up being the pet in your own house!

45. Chomp!

Don’t look now, but a floofy piranha seems to have taken a bite out of your couch cushion. Normally, you’d probably be a little peeved over such a thing, but how can you be mad at that boop-worthy nose and those tiny teeth?

46. Roadblock

This is the reason you always check your surroundings before walking through a doorway. And in his defense, who doesn’t like a little contact when snoozing? With no best friend around, a pair of walls was the next best thing!

47. No bath for me

If you thought all dogs were fans of water, then think again. At the sight of the tub filling up, this pup quickly transformed into Spider-Dog and climbed those walls faster than Peter Parker’s alter ego. Next time you try bringing him to the vet, he might just claw himself all the way up to the roof!

48. Drink up

In her defense, what else in a cat’s world would you keep a jar of water around for other than drinking? Sure, all those leaves and stems should’ve been a dead giveaway that this water was off-limits, but when you’re thirsty are you really going to let a few fronds get in your way?

49. Oh, were you using this?

Let’s set the scene. It’s the crack of dawn, and as you groggily roll out of bed and drag yourself to the bathroom you find yourself already reaching for your toothbrush before you’ve even flicked the light on. But instead of plastic, you grab something hairy. The light comes on, and you find yourself staring at this. Now we know cats are famously fastidiously clean animals, but is this really necessary? 

50. Cat on a mission

After Patches was told one too many times to stop sneaking snacks out of the fridge, he had to get creative. Now every time he goes to steal some tuna salad, he pretends he’s in Mission: Impossible. Unfortunately, by the looks of that sign, his owners have already caught on to his new scheme.

51. Payback

“That’s what you get for stealing my toy!” this Shiba Inu probably growled as she grabbed her brother in a headlock. She’d been training for months for this moment ever since she first spotted him rooting around in her toy bin. Next time, he’ll think twice about where he goes sticking his nose!